Prostitute Phobia
I was over browsing Boing Boing today, and noticed an interesting Phobia site they had plaquered up.It appears to be using some sort of algorithm to generate the text, using SOME specifics, and a lot of boiler plate text. The pictures, however, are just wonderful. They remind me of the Herpes TV ads (nice woman riding a horse, explaining that she's outbreak free, which just means she doesn't have to tell her partners anymore .... and they, of course, can still contract it).
Some wonderful quotes:
"To learn more about our 24-hour prostitute phobia program, please call us at 1-800-828-7484 (+1-212-582-8880 from outside the USA) for a complimentary consultation to discuss the problem, or contact us using the form below."
"To add insult to an already distressing condition, most prostitute phobia therapies take months or years and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear. We believe that not only is this totally unnecessary, it will often make the condition worse. And it is particularly cruel as prostitute phobia can be eliminated with the right methods and just 24 hours of commitment by the phobic individual."
"If you are living with prostitute phobia, what is the real cost to your health, your career or school, and to your family life? Avoiding the issue indefinitely would mean resigning yourself to living in fear, missing out on priceless life experiences big and small, living a life that is just a shadow of what it will be when the problem is gone."
"The Prostitute Phobia Clinic at The CTRN Phobia Clinicª is entirely results-focused, so we charge you for the result you want: freedom from prostitute phobia - regardless of how long it takes."
So, I gotta wonder. How many people live in fear, and can't go to work / school, because they think the big-bad hooker is gonna get them?
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